Gay men tend to congregate together in urban centers, creating gay neighbourhoods that service all their needs. As such, many gay men eat, sleep, work and play within these gay bubbles, hardly ever leaving. If you’re not sure whether or not you’re living inside one of these bubbles, then consult the list below.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN A GAY BUBBLE WHEN…
…You’ve slept with someone in your building
…You have to adjust your route home from work so as not to bump into certain people
…You’re already friends with half the people on Grindr in your area
…You have to coordinate the time you go to the gym so you don’t see your ex
…Everyone in your neighbourhood has a French Bulldog
…90% of the guests at your dinner parties are gay
…There’s nobody on the street on Sundays before 9am
…There are a hundred restaurants in your neighbourhood but you only frequent the same three
…You frequent the same three restaurants because the waiters there are young and hot
…The only people with body hair are the local council workers
…You’ve seen naked pictures or videos of your neighbours on the internet
If any of the above statements are true for you then you know that you’re living in a gay bubble.